One of many reasons I’m glad I no longer work in my former office is not having to hear conversations when people just decide the office is their living room and discuss random topics. Today, this was IM’ed to me from the innards my former office:

backstory 
She
: randomly speaks aloud
Him: has memory retention problems

She: “you know how mcdonalds fries smell when they’re cold,
or when they’re  in the fridge and then you eat ‘em?”
Him: “I guess…”

comment from the IM-er:
a.) like he let fries get cold and
b.) who puts fries in the fridge??

and the real struggle for me was holding in sarcastic comments that come would come to mind. If only they could edit themselves as well or make this comment on their FB. quietly.

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